Category: movies

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Rocketing to Space!


The annual San Diego Comic Convention is going on right now so there’s all kinds of nerdy news breaking. One thing caught my attention: the director of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, James Gunn, tweeted that NASA’s Center for the Advancement of Science in Space (CASIS,) who is responsible for managing operations of the International Space Station (ISS) would feature Rocket Raccoon and Groot on an upcoming mission patch! the patch will represent all payloads going to the ISS. A part of CASIS’s mission involves public outreach, and previous patches have been designed by celebrities such as Seth Green and artist Shepard Fairey to further that goal.

Source: Gizmodo

Love & Physics


Christopher Nolan‘s space magnum opus Interstellar came out this weekend.  Although it had a successful weekend and has garnered mostly positive reviews, it’s proven to have some fairly divisive elements, namely its finale.


The brunt of criticism is on the film’s hokey thesis that there are two forces capable of transcending time and space: gravity and love.  Nobody’s arguing with the gravity side, because it’s scientific sounding and in line with the generally realistic look and feel of the film (although that’s a dodgy prospect as well.)  It’s the insistence that love acts as a binding force of the universe, allowing the character of Cooper, played by Matthew McConaughey, to indirectly interact with his daughter and different points in her life. Audiences can’t be blamed for accepting this as the film’s premise, because they are flat out told by characters that it’s the case.  To begin, the character of Brand, played by Anne Hathaway, insists that she feels compelled to go to her lost lover on one of the alien worlds because love may allow her to know he’s waiting for her, in defiance of time and space.  Later, echoing that speech, Cooper says that “they,” beings who built a wormhole and a black hole that are giving humanity the chance to travel away from Earth, needed him to help them because his love for his daughter was the real power that allowed for communication to the past, and not the manipulation of gravity.

Allow me to discredit the characters first, and then offer a more mundane explanation.

When Brand attempts to persuade her team to expend their fuel to go her lover on another world, she’s just experienced a rather traumatic sequence of events: she’s witnessed the death of one of her co-pilots on this venture and learned that significantly more time has passed on Earth than she anticipated.  Her speech is very impassioned, prompting even Cooper–who is also an emotional wreck because of his attachment to his family on Earth–to dismiss her justification for her hopes by reminding her that she’s a scientist.

It’s not meant to be a scientific explanation.  It’s a person desperately trying to justify something with more than just “it’s my intuition” or even worse “because it’s what I want.”

Similarly, when Coop repeats her ideas he’s in an emotionally distraught place: he’d already committed himself to dying in a back hole and then found himself inside a construct, offering him a glimpse at undoing the choices he’d made that lead him there but being denied.  As he drifted through a tesseract which allowed glimpses into his daughter’s room at every moment of her life, he said something that made me think of an alternate to the “power of love” meme attached to this movie.  Now, excuse me, I need to paraphrase because I don’t recall the dialogue verbatim:

They need love, my love of my daughter, to help them navigate this construct.  They can reach her at any time, but because they’re five-dimensional beings not bound by time, they can’t quite comprehend how to deal with us and our limited perspective.

It’s not “love.” It’s research. The “they” who created the black hole/tesseract are referred to as five-dimensional beings (which Coop surmises are in fact highly evolved humans) who can freely manipulate time and gravity.  They need Coop to deliver a message to his daughter, the final part of an equation that would set humanity down the path of manipulating time and gravity. They, far in the future, know she’s the one who came up with the formula and they are able to establish a means of communicating with her, however they are too advanced to communicate with her directly (I mean, have you tried to comprehend Middle English?) but, as Coop said, because they’d have trouble comprehending her existence (how can one know the right time to deliver a message when time is a fluid concept for them?).  Coop wasn’t providing the final ingredient of “love” to make their time machine work; he was acting as a subject matter expert.  He was able to navigate the endless doorways into her life and recognize when the appropriate time and way to deliver a message was, not because of love per se, but because he knew her specifically and what it was to be human at that time.

Unfortunately, “subject matter expert” doesn’t play so well on the big screen.  So instead we get the much more emotional “love” as short hand.  Sadly, that brings with it all sorts of nonsense connotations of hokum like the Law of Attraction.  This is what’s made audiences balk at the movie. Sadly, reducing the connection between a father and daughter to “I know her well” might have been even more disappointing.

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Orphan Babies & Nude Selfies

faefaee0-243a-423f-a42d-b6292cffe766A viral video making the rounds is of a couple of orphaned baby raccoons being cared for by Wildcare of the Bay Area. It’s always cute to see baby animals being cared for, but I have to be honest, I don’t find these babies all that adorable.  It’s kind of like how newborn baby pandas are kind of nasty looking.  But it’s not their fault.  And they do get real cute, real fast.

In other news, the whole Fappening of 2014 got widespread attention from the media, so much so that even the snooty New Yorker (well, their website at any rate, which I’m surprised they’d deign to have) had a cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz (may the Schwartz be with you!) commenting on it.  You can see it here.

It’s Been a Surprisingly Good Year for Movies

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This is the first year in a long time that I’ve been gainfully employed.  In previous years, movies (more so than video games, peculiarly) were kind of a form of escapism for me from the drudgery of my reality.  Two movies during those dark days in particular, Kick-Ass (it’s a shame how the sequel turned out) and Pacific Rim were ones that I latched on to.  I also became very critical of movies during that period, with my analytical mind ripping them apart in terms of bad direction, plotting, or acting.  I’m not sure why that was.

But I really hate Zak Snyder and J.J. Abrams.  Ridley Scott is kind of on my shit list, too. But then I never cared for Blade Runner all that much, and I hold the very unpopular position of liking Aliens more than Alien. At this point the snobs are probably considering my tastes in low regard, considering 1) I’m talking primarily about genre movies and 2) I’m not even liking the well-respected ones.

I approach movies from the perspective of wanting spectacle. These are movies, dammit, and while I can appreciate a well-acted drama, if it’s something that would translate just fine to a stage play (or a book!) it wasn’t really taking advantage of the medium.  At least give me an innovative shot like in Goodfellas or have some really unique set design like the 2012 Anna Karenina adaptation.

So, with me not being in as angry/emotionally crippled state and able to enjoy movies for their own sake, I have to say that looking at major theatrical releases it’s been a pretty amazing year!  Let’s run down the ones that have really struck me …

  1. The Raid 2:  If you’re looking for martial arts action, this is the movie of the year.  I was most impressed by the fact that every fight scene was kept unique, and never simply “here’s the hero facing off against another martial artist.”  Be it through employing the environment or the character’s tactics, or to some degree their emotional state each sequence was completely engaging.  On top of that, the drama on screen wasn’t simply filler between outbursts of excitement as it did a great job of establishing the stakes and motivation for each character.  As much as I love violence in my movies, I’ve hit the cynical point where I need to have a reason to care about it, and this movie provided that.
  2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier & Guardians of the Galaxy: Due to the interconnectedness of the Marvel cinematic universe, you could almost consider the movies one continuous series, a sort of return to the serials of yesteryear.  Also, as a continuous series, it’s held up remarkably well for being about ten films into the run.  Sure, it has its clunkers (Thor, Hulk) but even those were still entirely watchable.  I haven’t seen one yet that’s left me with a reaction of “why was that made?”  This year’s Captain America was great because it resolved the nagging issue I’d had with the terrible Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. television series, which was “aren’t these the bad guys?”  But both provided audiences with spectacular action sequences which fully take advantage of the fact that they’re superhero movies without completely abandoning the need to be good movies (unlike, say, Michael Bay’s Transformers) by providing fun (albeit stock) characters and a good storyline to frame all of the action.
  3. Snowpiercer:  If you’d prefer your action a little more weird, there’s this indie darling.  Very well received by critics, but practically buried by the distributor, this movie has an almost surreal quality to it as it details a brutal revolution on board a train carrying the last bastions of humanity, and all the horrors humanity brings with it.  Fascinating, exciting, and bleak; I was enthralled the whole time.
  4. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes:  I might be a little impartial on this one as I’ve been a big fan of Planet of the Apes movies for a long time.  I have fond memories of discovering the series over the period of a month or two on the Disney Channel back in high school and being surprised by how good they really were. I enjoyed 2011’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes–misguided homages aside–and was eagerly awaiting this year’s sequel.  What amazed me was how the whole thing played out almost like a foreign film, especially with the wordless opening sequence and the eschewing of speaking apes until later in the movie.  It’s not a flick that relies on action sequences, with the main one, the assault on the human shelter, being downright terrifying with its use of lighting and hopelessness against unexpectedly insurmountable odds.
  5. Edge of Tomorrow: You know, I like Tom Cruise.  This is funny, because the stuff from when he was really famous never interested me much (notoriety of Top Gun notwithstanding.)  But over the past few years, he’s proven to have a keen eye for picking projects which, while hardly brilliant, never fail to be eminently watchable. From the action tour-de-force that was Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (seriously, the whole sequence in Mumbai is three action sequences seamlessly woven together into one tense chunk of movie) to the largely forgettable (but never boring) Jack Reacher, I’m a total mark for his work at this point.  So Edge of Tomorrow proved to be a surprisingly sharp sci fi action movie that brings in enough levity to keep the proceedings going and from ever getting too overwhelming.   Probably less intellectual than Oblivion (which itself was hardly taxing, but again, totally watchable) but still an under-rated science fiction entry, it’s a shame audiences passed this one by in favor of crap.  Heck, it did so poorly that the studio is distancing the movie from itself for its video release.

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Laundry Laundering


Russia has been in the news a lot lately, and Guardians of the Galaxy’s Rocket Raccoon has been in the news a lot lately, so how about a Russian Guardian of the Galaxy?  Well, how about a Russian raccoon (or two)?  It seems the Royev Ruchei Zoo in central Siberia holds an annual laundry washing competition between a pair of raccoons (the species being known for its tendency to rinse objects in water.)  This year, the female of the couple, named Masha (the Russian form of Maria), bit her “husband” on the ear and forced him to scurry away from the proceedings.  I guess she’s been training with Mike Tyson. Check out the source link for a video of the event!

And yes, I know that Cosmo is the more direct connection between Guardians of the Galaxy and Russia. 

Source: The Moscow Times