Category: food

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing

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Not much to say about this one. A video from Lake Worth, FL showed up online showing a man offering a can of Coca Cola to a raccoon he refers to as “Booboo.” None of the links I found made it clear if this is his pet or what. But oh, it’s so cute when she’s using her little hands to try and open up the can. Spoiler warning: she doesn’t get the Coke. ūüė¶

Watch the video here.

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Food!

There’s been a lot about raccoons and food in the news, lately. Which is fine by me!

First, YouTube user Peter Jansen late last year this raccoon was spotted making a Mission Impossible-like heist of a donut from a shop in the greater Toronto area.

Then, Twitter user¬†Ryan Nelson¬†recently tweeted a Vine video (now deleted, but you can see a copy of it from¬†Youtube below) of a raccoon putting what would have been a tasty, delicious hunk of cotton candy (which is called “candy floss” in certain backwards parts of the world) into the water (as raccoons are prone¬†to do) only to have it vanish into the pool.

This lead to all sorts of mental masturbation about metaphors for life and futility and whatnot. Also people felt¬†sorry for the poor little guy. That’s only because they didn’t look into the matter further. For, you see, this was only a clip from a longer segment of a Japanese television show. In the full footage, we learn that the raccoon tried wetting the cotton candy blocks twice before eating it directly on the third attempt.

So there’s you metaphor for you. Try and try but don’t forget to try it different ways. I feel sorry for the people who just saw the initial attempt and left it at the depressing ending!

And most recently a pair of chubby little raccoons recently invaded a Chinese restaurant in the Bronx (by strolling in through the front door.) A diligent employee had to fight them off with a broom before they got into the kitchen.

 

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: I Ain’t Judging

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Image from The Laughing Raccoon

The holiday crass comedy The Night Before, from writer/director Jonathan¬†Levine–who also did Warm Bodies (which I’ve yet to see, even though I keep meaning to) and 50/50 (which also starred Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen)–came out this week. Doing the usual press junket were the stars of the film, including actor Anthony Mackie¬†(I forgot he was in Real Steel.) During a round table with most of the cast for Entertainment Tonight, Mr. Mackie talked about how he knows a place in his native New Orleans that will stuff a turkey with all kinds of other meat, including raccoon. While his fellow actors responded with a mixture of curiosity and a little revulsion, he went on to express that raccoon makes for some tasty meat, but that he doesn’t get to enjoy it too often.

So hey, if you’re looking for to add a little variety to your meal this Thanksgiving, consider some more exotic … yet entirely domestic … meats. Toss in a little raccoon of squirrel. It’ll certainly be more interesting than something with the Butterball label slapped on it.

Source: Entertainment Tonight Online

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: A Genuine NYC Slice

Photographs by Anya Schiffrin
Photographs by Anya Schiffrin

Not to be outdone by the pizza rat from not-too-long-ago (which has not only inspired a Halloween costume, but a sexy one at that!) raccoons have decided to show New Yorkers that they, too, can enjoy the fine cuisine the city has to offer. Only raccoons do it better, because while the rat ultimately abandoned its food the raccoon succeeded in securing it. This took place in Central Park, where Anya Schiffrin managed to snap a couple of quick photos as she watched it snatch up the slice from a garbage can, scurry up a tree and scarf down the meal.

Source: The New York Post

RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Your Grocer’s Freezer

A week ago there was a bit of a stir as someone spotted frozen, bagged raccoon at a local Asian supermarket in the area of Los Angeles.¬† In typical ignorant fashion, their immediate response was to post a YouTube video (above) filled with incredulity and swearing.¬† In response, the store’s management–despite insisting raccoon has been sold for a decade at their location–pulled the product from their shelves and is under investigation.¬† The authorities have responded that raccoon is a perfectly legal product to be sold at grocers depending on how it’s sourced and the sourcing is currently under investigation.

So there.¬† An ignoramus got a store in trouble and is having government money wasted to inspect something that’s probably fine just because it’s uncommon.¬† Me?¬† If I saw frozen raccoon I’d probably buy it and then figure out how to cook it.¬† It’s how I learned to cook squid.¬† Although it didn’t turn out well.¬† At least I tried!

Source: L.A. Weekly