RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Lying in Wait, Biting your Kids

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Another casualty in the escalating war between humans and raccoon.  In New York, a raccoon, after lurking in a car, bit a young boy and his mother and was later caught and euthanized.  The article tries to be all fair-minded and posit that the animal snuck in overnight and was frightened.  I prefer to think this was an assassination attempt by a raccoon from the future, trying to stop the person who grows up to lead the human resistance before he can become a threat.  But then the raccoon would have needed to be cybernetic, and it sounds like it wasn’t … unless the government is hiding that little detail from us with their “official” story!

Source: lohud.com


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