RACCOONS IN THE NEWS: Of Course the Thief Was a Raccoon, They Wouldn’t Report it Otherwise

I think this is a cool looking raccoon wallet.

“It was a trained raccoon to go steal money or wallets out of women’s bags, that was the theory we came up with at the beach,” is what Danielle Araica concluded after her wallet was pilfered from her purse on the beach in Fort Myers, Florida.  I like the world she lives in; it’s one where super villains train armies of minion animals to do their bidding. The raccoon theft spree would then be put to a stop with a dramatic rooftop confrontation between the Racmeister and Florida’s champion, Gatorman, who takes a bite out of crime with his mighty Jaws of Justice!

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