|He Has You Right Where He Wants You!|
Tim McCormick, in trying to rid his property of the adorable pests, took a freshly trapped raccoon out to a park to put it down. Unfortunately things didn’t go as planned and he ended up with a bullet in his leg. Did the raccoon fire at him? No, he apparently accidentally shot himself. Maybe he was so disoriented by raccoons’ innate cuteness that he fumbled his aim. Don’t look into the eyes! They’re dangerously hypnotic.
What’s weirder still is that this isn’t the first time something like this has happened with a caged raccoon.