|They may be having a proper tea party, but that’s just to lure you in.|
It’s really not appropriate for me to joke about a woman in Washington being attacked by a dozen or so raccoons, hopefully (probably) not rabid, that were probably protecting some babies. I know I’ve been joking about raccoons preparing for a full-on war against humankind, but this probably wasn’t the first salvo. It was more likely a result of the victim failing to control her pet dog and keep it from chasing them up a tree, which provoked the retaliation when she drew too close to the tree to get her errant pet back.
Picture taken from Snuzzy.com.