|More like a cute-vasion!|
Brazoria county, in Texas (shit-hole that it is,) has been invaded. Not by armies of “illegals” as I’m sure the locals were expecting, but by cute and cuddly raccoons. And they apparently enjoy eating Doritos, which proves there is a common ground between our species … maybe they can be bargained with. I say we give them our Loco Taco technology.
- Dozens of Raccoons Invade Brazoria County Neighborhood
- Dorito-Loving Raccoons Loitering Behind Neighborhood Store