Something involving a streaker, a raccoon, and alcohol. I don’t know. Even the details fail to paint a coherent picture. That’s probably due to the alcohol.
Anyway, here’s the news article: If He Hadn’t Been Naked, Cops Might Not Have Found Raccoon at MSNBC.
And that picture is of a blonde raccoon. Even though it’s blonde, it probably wouldn’t be dumb enough to streak (how’s that for a stretch at making the picture relevant?) The photo was taken by Tonya Alexander.