|Artist Rendition of the Animal in Question|
Recently, a raccoon knocked out power to a North Carolina city by walking around in an electrical station. Normally, this sort of thing causes serious harm to the interloper; in this case the raccoon reportedly survived the engagement unscathed.
There’s only one logical explanation; this is some sort of genetically engineered, impervious super soldier raccoon. This black out was a reconnaissance mission as they try to identify weaknesses in our infrastructure. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Source: Raccoon Knocks out Power … and Survives at WITN.com