A Super Raccoon Has Been Developed

Artist Rendition of the Animal in Question

Recently, a raccoon knocked out power to a North Carolina city by walking around in an electrical station.  Normally, this sort of thing causes serious harm to the interloper; in this case the raccoon reportedly survived the engagement unscathed.

There’s only one logical explanation; this is some sort of genetically engineered, impervious super soldier raccoon.  This black out was a reconnaissance mission as they try to identify weaknesses in our infrastructure.  Be afraid, be very afraid.

Source: Raccoon Knocks out Power … and Survives at WITN.com


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